remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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