Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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