'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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