? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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