: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Randomize
