Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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