I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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