He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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