eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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