So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
4 words: hood of his car
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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