i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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