It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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