you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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