): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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