He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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