I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Randomize
