woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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