Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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