I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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