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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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