so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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