I'm going to jail i love you
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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