problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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