i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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