I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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