Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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