I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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