I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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