I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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