You work out of a Hotel?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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