I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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