so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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