bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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