you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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