there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
