So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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