Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My ass is underappreciated
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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