Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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