You really coming over, don't trick.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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