We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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