distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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