My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
