No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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