I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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