so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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