oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Randomize
