stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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