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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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