god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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