my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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