ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
