He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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